Oct 12, 2011

Not truly true cell 10 should not 's.

Not truly true cell 10 should not 's.

If the majority of people to choose between the smartphone and the non-dominant hand, would leave many of us to a palmed Mr. Lefty / Righty, pay our iPhone, our wrists and welcome to a life of Terminator-like efficiency, dark .
Yes, we 're. to these little animals bleat addicted, so we all commit our lives every day to blind a number of social humiliation with zero knowledge.
Instead, we are planning for those who commit the same phone number error, anybody meditate hypocritical society face. Well, my friends, it's. time to 'get. up and take notice.
We 're. not asking them all down the litany of bad habits (which is quite impossible, and we carry at least four of the first 10 weeks) to throw. We have more deliberately simple, if you do don 't. something you have done, they send a form to ask foaming with rage.
4S The iPhone may browse to us on the wings of the trap, but the over scenario is still waiting to be bionic (we hope).
Let  's all try to do this:
1). Walking while texting
(Because you have a crisis of polyester-induced one), we understand that Harold should understand that the world "15 minutes is too late pool for 70 on his party, but it 're. sure the owner of the wheelchair, In the zeal, H. warning n capsized 't. hold your measurement problems. And that the life of the boy '. behind the death completely to bed for you.
2). Pulling out the phone at the dinner table
Or by phone (for a longer time) in a social situation, truly. Yes, we understand that the concept of economy of words of your brother-in-law with friends was very haunting your dreams, but your friends / family / others of varying importance is likely to be much more interesting. If this is the case check, you go instead of your brother-in-law.
3). Returning a call with a text
Unless you 's. cinema at work or in the middle of an important moment of life, told the action makes you seem socially awkward.
4). Crop-dusting 
It 's. Friday night and want to RAGE! Systematically through all contacts, messages find their almost identical: "What RU Up 2 2nite " The first response - and those who (reacts jello shots and football and girls) with the best, most exciting plans - is the winner. And you have won, too! She won the role of the "Browse tools " unhappy in your group of friends.
5). Messenger-pigeoning
It 's. just the new show with the quirky Zooey Deschanel unmatchably on Hulu, if you ask a friend text, once to eat later. You will see the text. Think to yourself, "7:30 . " You learn to dance and twirl to see Zooey. Three hours later, the new text, "7:30. " This convention, which carried by a moment of humanity in this age of instant communication, we had to wait for the rats with wings, offers fecal dye parchment sea
6). Drunk dialing/texting
They have already lost most of your dignity, you have access to the dance competition behind hitting five shots of tequila. Keep calm and give your phone a friend.
7). Lifecasting in lieu of living
It would be a problem if: Your first thought once injected for a sunny sky, wavering and burning like a watercolor painting of a merger, the "I Instagram as " instead of "Oh, fantastic sunset ". Even if a semi-intelligent meditation is worthy of a tweet.
8). Digital dallying
It was no longer physically the boys / girls see three weeks ago, but it is still text him / her up from time to time ( "Whoooaaa, ​​it 's. now an exceptionally hot! "), But this all his / her stuff on Facebook and is currently working on a powerful chess game with friends. You basically become a Digipette - a reference to his / her phone number he / she continues to live and write. Soon, however, is probably the monitor may not die, because if one Digipette, boring and useless.
9). Conversations in public
"Yes, I think you should dump. Cheating is really, truly inexcusable. So I mean, you don 't. want to find crabs, do not you? Oh . I '. m sorry, I thought you were in for my entry are looking for, because you don 'next. to me in this café in the last 30 minutes, babbling in your ear of sexually transmitted diseases. In this sense, yes, I think it '. s for the cream, the '.
10). Taking your phone into the bathroom
We 're. sad that we need to take on this.    


source : CNN     

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